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Photo 9 Sep 819,322 notes maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: mrchompers)

Text 9 Sep 686,194 notes

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

Text 9 Sep 598,789 notes

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan)

Text 9 Sep 172,862 notes

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

Video 9 Sep 218,442 notes

merleawe:

tastefullyoffensive:

[pooter7/happychappie]

i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding.

Text 9 Sep 868,759 notes

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

Video 9 Sep 440,685 notes

vvankinq:

she looks so fuckin pleased with herself

(Source: supagirl)

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Photo 9 Sep 91,133 notes shuck-you:

When my parents ask why I don’t go out

shuck-you:

When my parents ask why I don’t go out

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Video 9 Sep 243,373 notes

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

(Source: nerdjpg)


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