roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(Source: mrcraabs, via nicolkacola)
- Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine.
- English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
- WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
- SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
- Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
- Australian Person: ITS FUCKING FREEZING!
- Tasmanian Person: What is this sunshine you speak of, is there something beyond these clouds
- Filipino Person: Thank the gods, Christmas has come early! GRAB YOUR JACKETS KIDS!
- Hong Kong Person: WHERE ARE ALL OUR RADIATORS? No! What are you doing?! Turn the A/C off! It's too cold!
are you ever just slapped with the realization that you grew up to be vicky
admit it
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bhahahahaha omg im dying right now.
(Source: letters--to--you--my--love)
its like
one smile was not enough for the sky
it was really fucking happy
it had to have two
(Source: perfectionwithinimperfection, via kamessandwich)
Do not try to bend the spoon, instead try and bend yourself.
—Logan Henderson (with a British accent)
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