how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding.
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
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