No wonder teenagers are so nervous and frustrated all the time; I can’t even sigh without my parents asking me why I have a “bad attitude.”
sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants
at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal
this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
Do you slip it on him tail first?
nah i just hold it open and he crawls in
you missed an opportunity to use “slytherin”
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something