Text 21 Jul 63,307 notes

disco-robots:

No wonder teenagers are so nervous and frustrated all the time; I can’t even sigh without my parents asking me why I have a “bad attitude.”

Text 21 Jul 416,020 notes

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

(Source: peachvenom)

Photo 21 Jul 3,461 notes timkellyphoto:

Muslims stop to pray in Midtown Manhattan, New York.
www.TimKellyPhotograpy.com

timkellyphoto:

Muslims stop to pray in Midtown Manhattan, New York.

www.TimKellyPhotograpy.com

Text 21 Jul 221,118 notes

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute)

Text 21 Jul 24,935 notes

lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

Video 21 Jul 59,649 notes

keyblade-crafter:

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

you missed an opportunity to use “slytherin” 

Text 20 Jul 623,042 notes

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

Text 20 Jul 197,815 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

image

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

Video 20 Jul 6,093 notes

styles-sprinkle:

Multiply.

Video 20 Jul 1,128,285 notes

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood)


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